Scrilla Vic Absurd Is The Word
I spit nutty academia like a macadamia
Kookoo Kachoo – I do the bugaloo
Too persnickety – never flow like boats so ricky
Ladies I’m the chosen so forget your lederhosen
Far from tomfoolery and buffoonery
Unless I’m the only local loco in the coco
Call me ignoramus. You’re a heinous anus.
Turn you topsy-turvy exposin’ all your herpes
Yuck! So you’re faded and discombobulated
Way too dork. I feed you mushu pork
Ah, Danielson, Ah So- Asshole
Your hair’s bouffant. Stuff you with a croissant.
My big thingamajig can rise like a whirligig
For a floozy and then put her in a woozy doozy
Up in Vegas chewin’ rutabagas
Ain’t nothin’ new to ‘ya. It’s that or an arugula
Feel me flow – Absurd in the word
Stupendously, sensational and superb
Crazy with the verbs and insane with the verse
Like Sir, you belong in a nerd herd throng
Feel me flow – Absurd in the word
Stupendously, sensational and superb
Crazy with the verbs and insane with the verse
Like Miss, you’re flavorific like a Swiss Miss
I like Woody beavers, dik diks, dung beetles
Duck-billed platypus, octopus, weasels
Bet you like the feel of when I mandril ‘ya
Dressed to the manatee, I really like ‘ya ocelot
That’s an awful lot of weird lingo
Star like Ringo. Playin’ bingo eatin’ Pringles
Chillin’ to some Oingo Boingo sippin’ Rheingold
On & On like a Chaka Khan marathon
Oodles of noodles in my plate and some streudel
A couple Hefeweizen and some shots at a brouhaha
Descending near my epiglottis
Spy a Pocahantas. I think she more fly than Quantas
We drinkin’ Odwalla up in Walla Walla
Make her feel real loosey and go do the watoosie
Yeah, I’m the shit like a pooper scooper
With a V on my chest - I’m an uber super duper trooper
Feel me flow – Absurd in the word
Stupendously, sensational and superb
Crazy with the verbs and insane with the verse
Like Sir, you belong in a nerd herd throng
Feel me flow – Absurd in the word
Stupendously, sensational and superb
Crazy with the verbs and insane with the verse
Like Miss, you’re flavorific like a Swiss Miss
Don’t fret if you’ve got Cucamonga phobia
You could saddle up and move out to Abu Dhabi
Or Timbukto or even Kalamazoo
Sippin’ vodka with your momma on Lake Titicaca
Hoitty Toitty – that’s not V cuz I’m too smooth
Don’t be a goodie 2 shoes in a tutu
Lookin’ all frumpy and grumpy, fallin’ off like Humpty Dumpty
While I’m eatin’ Ben & Jerry’s Chunky Monkey
I won’t get caught in a boondoggle or with beer goggles
The schlemiel and shlemozzle
Watch out for a cuckaracha
Forget the Z, I’m the V, true Man of La Mancha
Nachos and guacamole – Holy Moly
Eat too much and become a rolly polly
with a badunkadunk and lot’s of blubber
but I’ll still cuddle you if you’re a true BBW
Feel me flow – Absurd in the word
Stupendously, sensational and superb
Crazy with the verbs and insane with the verse
Like Sir, you belong in a nerd herd throng
Feel me flow – Absurd in the word
Stupendously, sensational and superb
Crazy with the verbs and insane with the verse
Like Miss, you’re flavorific like a Swiss Miss
