Screeching Weasel O. M. W.
[Chorus]
I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener
That is truly what I'd really love to be
'Cause if I was an Oscar Meyer wiener
Then everyone would be in love with me
[Bridge]
Oscar Meyer wieners! Get your hot dogs! Aw, they're made with all this shit from a cow that nobody wants, like mucous and marrow and eyeballs and bile, and all that crap that really makes them taste so damn...really...fucking...good
[Chorus]
I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener
That is truly what I'd really like to be
'Cause if I was an Oscar Meyer wiener
Then everyone would be in love with me
