I Hate Old Folks Lyrics

Screeching Weasel I Hate Old Folks

I hate old folks yes I do I wish they'd go away, they think the world should owe them something because their hair is gray.

They fart and wheeze and read a lot and they watch things on T.V. They walk with canes and crippled brains they can barely even see.

I hate old folks yes I do their lives have all turned stale, if I was king of America I'd throw them all in jail.

They always call you Sonny, and they pinch you on the cheek. They're always making dumb remarks like "You've grown like a weed!"

They think they're just so f..cking smart 'cause they've lived for 80 years. They're always whining about their hearts and they shout 'cause they can't hear.

I hate old folks yes I do their lives have all turned stale, if I was king of America I'd throw them all in jail.