Scouting For Girls Let's Not Go Away
It's December twenty-four
I can't defend your folks no more
See, I'm not stern, I'm not moving
I got movies that need viewing
Let's not go away
So just remember what the day is for
Lay in bed and ignore the door
Just you and me, cups of tea
Staying in, watching TV
Oh, baby, let's not go away
I know you don't believe it
I'm not showing up
Tell them that I'm sick
Say that I've been throwing up
Tell them it's serious
That it's over between us
'Cause if I go
It just might be
Let's not go, let's not go
Let's not go away
Make it snow, make it snow
So they won't come and stay
Let's not go, let's not go
Let's not go away
Make it snow, make it snow
So they won't come and stay
Now it's December twenty-five
I'm in the car but I can't leave the drive
'Cause I don't want no holiday
With your extended DNA
Oh, baby, please don't make us go
I know you don't believe it
But I think we're out of luck
'Cause the car ain't got no petrol
And the garages are shut
It's like a miracle
Now it's just the two of us
And the TV
Let's not go, let's not go
Let's not go away
Make it snow, make it snow
So they won't come and stay
Let's not go, let's not go
Let's not go away
Make it snow, make it snow
So they won't come and stay
It's not you, it's not me
It's your family
It's not you, it's not me
It's your family
It's not you, it's not me
Your daddy hates my guts
It's not you, it's not me
And your mother talks too much
It's not you, it's not me
Your brother's always wasted
And your great uncle's kind of racist
It's not you, it's not me
It's your family