Scotty Sire Super Average
Me and my girl, we do regular shit
We spend the Sundays watching movies while we're laying in bed
And there's love stories and there's action and the actors are attractive
And I can hold myself to those standards, but I don't
I'm not jealous of your superstar celebrity crush
All these superheroes in them movies doing too much
You think I'm swinging from a web to save you from a moving bus?
I can't shoot webs from my fingers, girl, you got me f..cked up, but
I could be your Peter Parker, you could be my Mary Jane
Sorry that I'm not Tom Holland, he doesn't like you anyway
I'm not a superhuman, superhuman
I'm not a superstar, I'm not a superstar
I'm just amazingly typical, nothing special at all
I'm super average
I'm not a superhuman, superhuman
I'm not a superstar, I'm not a superstar
I'm just incredibly normal, I've got a couple of flaws
I'm super average
Chris Evans, that's America's ass
But mine is all yours to hold and to have
And I don't turn into the Hulk when I get angry but I guess I get mood swings
I'll buy you dinner and treat you right, but it'll never be like the movies
Never be like the movies, never be like the movies
I could be your Peter Parker, you could be my Mary Jane
Sorry that I'm not Tom Holland, he doesn't like you anyway
I'm not a superhuman, superhuman
I'm not a superstar, I'm not a superstar
I'm just amazingly typical, nothing special at all
I'm super average
I'm not a superhuman, superhuman
I'm not a superstar, I'm not a superstar
I'm just incredibly normal, I've got a couple of flaws
I'm not your favorite movie star
And I don't drive a fancy car
You probably thought I was gonna say
Something nice about myself
I'm not your favorite movie star
And I don't drive a fancy car
You probably thought I was gonna say
Something nice about myself
But I'm not... superhuman, superhuman
I'm not a superstar, I'm not a superstar
I'm just amazingly typical, nothing special at all
I'm super average
I'm not a superhuman, superhuman
I'm not a superstar, I'm not a superstar
I'm just incredibly normal, I've got a couple of flaws
I'm super average
I'm super average
