Scatterbrain Earache My Eye
by Scatterbrain from the recording titled 'Here Comes Trouble' My mama's talkin' to me She tells me how to live, But I don't listen to her 'Cause my head is like a sieve. My daddy he disowned me 'Cause I wear my sisters clothes, He caught me in the bathroom With a pair of pantyhose. The basketball coach Done kicked me off the team For wearing hi-heel sneakers And acting like a queen. The world's coming to an end And I don't even care, As long as I can have my limo And my long blonde hair. And it don't bother me If people think I'm funny, 'Cause i'm a big rock star And I make a lot of money! I'm so bloody rich, I own apartment buildings, Shopping centers, condominiums And I only know three chords! You fools - watch me now. ----------------------------------------
