Scary Bitches Hey Mr. Vampyre
[Verse 1]
Hey, Mr. Vampyre, tell me please
How can I catch your vampire disease?
Hey, Mr. Vampyre, what can I do?
I wanna be a vampire, just like you
[Chorus]
I wanna put my victims through all kinds of abuses
Before I drink their jugular juices
Walk with the Devil, avoid the light
Sleep all day, party all night!
[Verse 2]
I wanna walk around in a big black cape
Move so fast nobody can escape
Turn into a wolf or a bat so small
Walk across the ceiling, dance down the walls
[Chorus]
I wanna put my victims through all kinds of abuses
Before I drink their jugular juices
Walk with the Devil, avoid the light
Sleep all day, party all night!
[Bridge]
I wanna have the power to read people's minds
Walk through walls and doors
Or turn myself into a big green mist
And appear through a crack in the floor
[Instrumental]
[Verse 3]
Hey, Mr. Vampyre, I'm filled with frustration
I wanna become an abomination
Hey, Mr. Vampyre, don't give me no grief
I would look so cool with vampire teeth
[Chorus]
I wanna put my victims through all kinds of abuses
Before I drink their jugular juices
Walk with the Devil, avoid the light
Sleep all day, party all night!