Poor Pete Is A Bit Self Conscious Lyrics

Say Hi To Your Mom Poor Pete Is A Bit Self Conscious

Poor Pete is a bit self conscious
and he thinks that he's a vampire.
He gets in to his off-white saturn and heads into the
suburbs.
He looks at himself in the mirror, like a girl putting
makeup on
He wants to buy a brand new pair of teeth,
but they don't accept coupons.

Is this gonna be the night that his daily horoscope comes
true?
He knows Venus is in retrograde, but not if the moon is
new.

Poor Pete isn't fashion forward, but he likes to think
he's ultra cool.
He wink at a girl named Siouxsie while she's playing
bumper pool.
She looks at him rather blankly,
before mouthing the words, "yeah, right."
She knows Pete's not the kind of guy
who will ever get it right.