Sasha Sloan Hypochondriac
[Verse 1]
I used to smoke like a chimney
Never took a vitamin in my life
I abused my kidneys
Knew I had to, so I didn't think twice
Never ate breakfast
Then I get stoned and eat too much
I was kind of reckless
'Til I fell in love
[Chorus]
Now I call my doctor every day
Since I met you, something in me's changed
Second that you called me yours
I had something worth living for
Now I'm scared of planes and heart attacks
If I die, I'll never get you back
You made me a hypochondriac
