Sam Outlaw Cigarette
I wish I was a cigarette
The true love of your life
You'd love and adore me
Drop everything for me
You'd breathe in and hold me at night
And if you tried to leave me alone
You'd come crawling back in the end
So it'd still be nice
To be your only vice
If you don't wanna love me just yet
I wish I was a cigarette
The pleasure that you need
You'd have to be with me
When I'm out you'd miss me
You'd guiltlessly prove lover's grief
And if you tried to leave me alone
You'd only be sorry I'm gone
So I think I'd be into
Just being your sin
If I thought you would want me at all
But if you abused me
If you overused me
I'd get my revenge in the end
'Cause love is a sickness
And I am your witness
Even if you're responsible, you can't really win
So I wish I was a cigarette
Maybe then you could be my strong drink
'Cause we all know that love's
The most dangerous drug
That we take habitually
And yeah, I'm addicted
But I'd be less afflicted
If you were dependent on me
