Salad On A Leash
I ripped your picture off the wall, I put it on a leash I ripped your picture off the wall, yes indeed how come you never sent my letters home You left them in the trash, when I sent you my best wishes, you only did a dash I took your picture off the wall, I put it on my leash When you wrote my epitaph, did you have to be so beefy ? Did you have to be so beefy ?, Did you have to be so beefy ? Beefy, beefy I ripped your picture off the wall, I put it on a leash You know the fact that you're so tall, I have to reach from underneath Chorus : No you don't know what I do You just stake a claim on booze You say you will be in the news You just stake a claim on blues And when I tell you I'm no friend You just go round and round the bend And everyone's a little mad On a voyage round their dad I ripped your picture off the wall I put it on a leash, Perhaps I wasn't there at all When you were underneath How come you never called me your best friend ? You leftme on the wall When we went skating on that icy pond You seemed to help me fall Repeat Chorus I ripped your picture off the wall I put it on a leash
