Safer Cleveland's First Face Transplant
Cleveland's First Face Transplant
There shall be no ugly people
For me and all of you
Cleveland has spared us all
From the harsh, blinding truth
Blemishes? Not on this town
We're free from the disgraceful taint
Of our origin, faults and frowns
In city limits just pretty are allowed
For us no sleep required
We the fair do not tire
Evade fear, Slight your pain
Behold your china doll face saves
Hail Cleveland
All hail Cleveland
Superficiality
Oh inane dirty pretty
Soaking in absurdity
Complexity runs skin deep
