Rolf Harris I've Been Everywhere
Well, I've been ev'rywhere.
I was drivin' my minimotor way down by the sea
When a scruffy-lookin' hitchhiker thumbed a lift from
me.
I said, "Hop up inside, boy. Where you plan to go from
there?"
He says, "I don't give a continental cuddle boy,'cause
I've been ev'rywhere."
[Speeding up:]
One, two, one two three four.
CHORUS:
I've been ev'rywhere, man.
I've been ev'rywhere, man.
Never a trouble or care, man.
I've never paid me fare, man,
And of travel I've had me share, man.
I've been ev'rywhere.
Been to Bradford, Guildford, Doxford, Littlehampton,
Bedford, Chingford, Hereford, Wolverhampton,
Shrewsbury, Canterbury, Aylesbury, Liverpool,
Scunthorpe, Sandthorpe??,Mablethorpe, Hartlepool
Whitehall, Bramhall, Mildenhall, Davenport
Newport, Southport, Stockport, "Hi Sport!".
CHORUS
Been to Farnborough, Edinburgh, Peterborough,
Petersham,
Middlesborough, Loughborough, Scarborough, Walthamstow,
..., ..., ..., l...,
..., ..., Hounslow, Tipperary
Hempstead, Wanstead, Banstead, Woodstock,
B..., ..., ..., "Watcha Cock!".
CHORUS
SPOKEN:
Change Gear.
(sound effect of manual gear change)
Been to Weymouth, Yarmouth, Bournemouth, Huddersfield,
Lewisham, Faversham, Portesham, Sheffield,
Land's End, Mile End, Southend, Birkenhead,
Birmingham, Nottingham, Gillingham, Holyhead,
Cambridge, Tonbridge, Knightsbridge, ...,
Edgware, Brockweir, Carstairs, "Who cares?"
CHORUS
SLOWLY, HESITATINGLY:
I've been—to—hey, this is difficult!—I've been to—
Llandudno, Llanelli,
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwll. . . (fails
before completing this place name!)
SPOKEN: No, it's no use. I'll never get those Scottish
place names in a million years. Let's get back to the
English version.
BACK TO FAST TEMPO:
I've been to Westminster, Southminster, Kidderminster,
Accrington,
Eastbourne, Southbourne, Sittingbourne, Paddington,
Bolton, Paignton, Stockton, Inverness,
Renwick, Brunswick, Chiswick, Dungeness
Mansfield, Sheffield, Enfield, ...,
Kings Cross,Charing Cross..., ....
CHORUS
I've been here, there, ev'rywhere.
I've been ev'rywhere.