Roger Alan Wade Butt Ugly Slut
Eagle, buzzard, sparrow, crow, take me down where the
winds don't blow...
I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drinkin' problem and a
jealous ol' man in jail. I want one so ugly she'll crack
a mirror and so fat she'll knock a needle off a scale. As
long as she'll buy me a new Zebeco I don't care if she's
built like a blue whale. I want a butt ugly slut with a
bad drinkin' problem and a jealous ol' man in jail.
Lord she's ignorant but she's ugly. Yeah she's lazy but
she's mean. I've been to two tent revivals and a chicken
fight and I ain't never seen nothin' like when my little
wildebeast tears into a dozen jelly-filled Krispy Kreams.
I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drinkin' problem and a
jealous ol' man in jail. I want one so ugly she'll crack
a mirror and so fat she'll knock a train off a rail.
Hell, I don't care if she cheats on me as long as she
sends me checks in the mail. I want a butt ugly slut with
a bad drinkin' problem and a jealous ol' man in jail.
