Rodney Carrington Little Things
When I'm sittin' on a toilet in a house that I don't know
Lookin' all around me where'd the toilet paper go
Feelin' real uneasy, feelin' real uncertain
Gotta wipe my ass again with a plastic shower curtain
It's those little things, those itty-bitty things
It's those little things like that, that piss me off
When I pick up on a woman, I take her home to bed
She takes her clothes off gets on her knees and
I ask her what her name was told me it was Venus
Well, I reach down between her legs
Oh good Lord, it's those little things, those itty-bitty things
That woman had a big thing it ain't no little thing, it pissed me off
She had a dick and can't you understand that?
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