Robert Earl Keen Barbeque
Ooh when I was a little boy Only one or two The first thing that I did enjoy Was a plate of barbeque Barbeque sliced beef and bread Ribs and sausage and a cold Big Red Barbeque makes old ones feel young Barbecue makes everybody someone If you're feelin' puny and you don't know what to do Treat yourself to some meat -- eat some barbeque Now there was once this girl I knew She treated me so mean I offered her my barbeque She licked my platter clean Barbeque sliced beef and bread Ribs and sausage and a cold Big Red Barbeque makes old ones feel young Barbecue makes everybody someone If you're feelin' puny and you don't know what to do Treat yourself to some meat -- eat some barbeque Don't give me no broccoli Or any Swiss fondue Baby if you wanna rock me Give me good ole barbeque Barbeque sliced beef and bread Ribs and sausage and a cold Big Red Barbeque makes old ones feel young Barbecue makes everybody someone If you're feelin' puny and you don't know what to do Treat yourself to some meat -- eat some barbeque Now, don't send me to heaven It ain't where I should go 'Cause the Devil's got a charcoal pit And a good fire down below Barbeque sliced beef and bread Ribs and sausage and a cold Big Red Barbeque makes old ones feel young Barbecue makes everybody someone If you're feelin' puny and you don't know what to do Treat yourself to some meat Let your feet hit the street Find a good place to eat Get some barbeque
