Richard Cheese Welcome To The Cantina
[Intro]
Good evening again, thank you so much for coming tonight, how are you doing folks?
I see so many friendly faces, or, whatever those are here in the audience. It is so great to be back here for another gig in the cantina. It reminds me of a song. Bobby?
[Chorus]
At the Star Wars
Star Wars Cantina!
The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a
At the Star Wars
Star Wars Cantina!
Music and blasters and old Jedi masters
At that Star Wars...
[Outro]
Cantina, thank you, thank you so much. Wow, the sound is great in here! Am I right fellas?
We love this place, they have great sound, great drinks, and there are nine different bathrooms, which is smart
Anyway, we love to come back to Tatooine. We get to see so many of our favorite fans and I see a few in the audience right now. There's Trinto, hey buddy! Kardue, Lirin, Muftak, Flurgan, sounds like an Ikea catalog in here
Momaw Nadon, there he is, just saw you on Shark Week, congrats! And hey, Melas the Sarkan, nice boujee hat! Wait, Ponda Baba, is that you? Woah, what happened to your arm?
Oh, sorry, sore subject? Aw, that's too bad
Uh, how about a hand for Ponda Baba?