Richard Cheese Darling Nikki
[Verse 1]
I knew a girl named Nikki
I guess you could say she was a sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby
Masturbating with a magazine
She said, "How'd you like to waste some time?"
And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind
[Verse 2]
She took me to her castle
And I just couldn't believe my eyes
She had so many devices
Everything that money could buy
She said, "Sign your name on the dotted line"
The lights went out
And Nikki started to grind
[Chorus]
Oh, Nikki!
Key change, Nikki!
Wow, Nikki!
[Verse 3]
WokŠµ up the next morning
Nikki wasn't therŠµ
I looked all over, and all I found
Was a phone number on the stairs
It said, "Thank you for a funky time
Call me, whenever you wanna grind"
[Chorus]
Oh, Nikki, oh
Come back, Nikki, come back
Nikki!