Richard Cheese Christmas In Las Vegas
Christmas in Las Vegas
Decorate your tree with chips
Let's roll a yo beneath the mistletoe
While that angel strips
Rudolph sold the sled, now he's betting on red
In a casino made out of gingerbread
Christmas in Las Vegas
It's a trip!
The wise men are rolling sevens
The elves are doubling down
Light a candle, and pull the handle
I love that jingling sound
Every showgirl and boy ride in a sleigh of joy
Pulled by eight tiny tigers eating Siegfried & Roy
Christmas in Las Vegas
What a town!
Santa brought me two aces
I wonder if I should split?
Hey waitress, bring me a drink, while I think
What would Jesus hit?
The strip lights are all twinkling
There's no room at the inn
But because 'tis the season
They'll comp a suite for Mary at the Wynn!
Christmas in Las Vegas
It's Bethlehem with Bling!
Let's hope the dealer brings four newborn kings
'Cause my baby needs a brand new pair of five golden
rings
Christmas in Las Vegas really swings!
Cha cha cha ching
I said Christmas in Las Vegas really swings!
