Rhatigan Only Joking
Remember I made you eat crab apple And you were sick for a week Then I stuck your sucky up the chimney 'Till you cried for a week Then I killed your canary with the hair dryer And kicked you just to see you bruise Purple and blue I was only joking my dear Didn't mean to hurt you all those years Thought that they were really laughter tears I was only joking my dear Oh dear Remember I told everyone you went all the way With that fella from Artane And all the blokes called you Seven Stars When we were on our way to Mass with Ma Then to make matters worse when you blushed I called you beetrout and tomato head Purple and red I was only joking my dear Didn't mean to hurt you all these years Thought that they were really laughter tears I was only joking my dear Remember I borrowed your favorite jeans Took them in and cut them at the seams So they'd fit me You went ballistic when I called your boyfriend Chancre head and made ashtrays from your Bread records... Oh well, what the hell, you got your own back Purple and black I was only joking my dear Didn't mean to hurt you all these years Thought that they were really laughter tears I was only joking my dear I was only joking my dear Didn't mean to hurt you all those years Thought that they were really laughter tears I was only joking my dear Oh dear
