Reuben Christmas Is Awesome
One, two, three, four
Well, it's the 25th
we got the day off work
we're rocking out the place
lookout for mistletoe
lookout for mistletoe
or I will kiss your face
2000 years ago a little boy was born
to save the human race
Well, it's your birthday
so have a party!
We're sorry about all of that
"nailed to a cross" business
Everybody is welcome
Yeah Christmas is awesome
Everybody is welcome
You got a horrid shirt
you got a comedy sock
you got a gift for you
I got a dvd
I got a dvd
and it was Doctor Who
And if I eat a sprout
you gotta eat a sprout
you gotta suffer too
Then dinner's all done
and man we had fun
But knock on the door
open it for carol singing kids
Everybody is welcome
Yeah Christmas is awesome
Everybody is welcome
Yeah Christmas is awesome
Everybody is welcome
Yeah Christmas is awesome
Everybody is welcome
Christmas is...
