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The Sold-out Artist Lyrics


Residents The Sold-out Artist


Out in the street and under the sun
I kissed his feet and loaded his gun
Sooner or later everyone does
Everybody feeds the fat boy
Everybody feeds the fat boy
They just don't get it
Vampires - vampires
It's all about vampires but they're all vampires too
It's all about sucking on something
Some suck scum, some suck tits and some just suck up
They all suck something
Except Ted Williams
He never sucked
I'll be buried with Ted Williams cards
He hit .406 in 1941
Coulda sat out the last game with a .3995
And gone in the book as .400 but he played
And he went four for five
Ted Williams he never sucked
Yeah they all think I suck
But they really wish their stuff sold like mine
Next I'll do "Nude Descending a Staircase"
I'll get a hundred grand for it
Let 'em suck that!



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