Residents Hello Skinny
Skinny was born in a bathtub
and grew so incredibly thin
that even the end of an eyedropper sucked him in.
Skinny never knew any questions
Skinny never looked at lights
but Skinny sold something every single night.
Skinny sold a soldier
Skinny sold a wife
Skinny sold a suction cup and a knife
Skinny found a Hello Dolly record in the hall
and sold it to a truck driver in the fall
Helloooooooooo Dolly
(repeat)
