Red Tape Diaries Asleep In The Sun
I work hard to shirk all of my duties
I never roll up my sleeves every time i have the chance
I make it a point to avoid getting my hands dirty
I don't pull myself up by my bootstraps when I can
Cuz you could say that
I'm like a semi-sapient slug
Lying on top of a log
There was a time in my life when i used to have the hunger
And the mindset of someone less encumbered
And the world was mine to rape and pillage and plunder
I had a reason to rouse up from my slumber
But nowadays
I look at my cat
And i wish i could be just like that
How you made connections that no one else could make
And unleashed chaos that no one else could create
But nowadays
I look at my cat
And I wish I could be just like that
Asleep in the sun
Asleep in the sun, I wish I was