Real Mckenzies Bonnie Mary
Come cowe me Minne come cowe me
Come cowe me Minne come cowe me
The hair o' my arse's grown intae me bum
& they canna figure oot wha' te' do wi' me
When Mary came over the border
When Mary came over the border
Her eith twas approaching the cunt
Of a hurchin'
Her arse was in sic a disorder
And oh what a jewell was Mary
And oh what a jewell was Mary
Her face was fine, her bosom devine
& her puss was theekit with glory
