Razzlekhan Please Go Fund Yourself (pgfy)
[HOOK]
So much bankruptcy from this healthcare cost
American dream's totally (fuckin) lost
Paying for healthcare bills with GoFundmes
Either that or you gotta cam in your undies
[Verse 1]
‘Merican healthcare system wants you to die
Trying ta pick insurance will make you wanna cry
So why even bother, why f..cking try?
Not a single decent option to even to buy
Nothing actually covered; seems like a lie
Guess I'll have to get my surgery in Dubai
Middle class can only retire in Cheng Mai
Can't we give universal coverage a try?
Had to call the insurance company up tonight
F..ckers keep hanging up on me! like Goodbye! Goodbye
Aren't gonna make shit right ‘less I start another twitter fight
They be like: Please hurry up; just f..cking diee---!!
Die, die, die, die, dieeeeeeeee
Please hurry up and just f..cking Die
[HOOK]
So much bankruptcy from this healthcare cost
American dream's totally f..ckin lost
Paying for healthcare bills with GoFundmes
Either that or you gotta cam in your undies
[Verse 2]
Whoever made this backward system must've been so high
Politicians so corrupt; all they do is lie
Meanwhile, pull up with lobbyists at a black-tie
We should cut their term abrupt; give em a black eye
Republican's gonna try their best to deny
But Obama's gotta be the fall guy
Least we got legal weed; let's all go get high
Time to celebrate this big f..cking lie
Light a blunt; grab some fireworks; happy 4th of July!
No insurance; no Zoloft tonight
Guess I'll have to get some Ativan supply
[Wow, These mass shootings are skyrocketing so high]
Must be guns; mental health just can't be why!
[HOOK]
[Verse 3]
Coverage really sucks; can't go to Mount Sinai
Stead of ophthalmologist, opted for glass eye
Can I take fish medicine to kill a parasite?
Might as well, sure, let's give it a try
Waiting for the insurance company to clarify
While cancer cells continue to multiply
I'm really worried about this open wound up on my thigh
Guess I'll try Winkle's vet; hope he won't misidentify
Le Croix price hike outcry!
Americans only freak when they got no wifi
What the f..ck foreigners think when they come by?
Cut that safety net! ‘Just as American as apple pie
"Can I please have three hot dogs? I just drink a lot of absinthe, hot dawg"
