Razakel A Warning Call From Cyco
[Spoken Interlude: Razakel, Unidentified voice, Automated voice, and CYCO]
Ayy, uh, yo', Raz', will you do me a favor, hun, and go, uh, check my cellphone to see if there's any voicemails on it? I'm working on this session right now.
Yeah, baby, give me a second.
Oh, looks like he does have a voicemail. Ah, from CYCO, dope. See what he's saying.
You have one voice message and five saved messages. New message:
Ayy, yo', Sid, man, my dude! It's CYCO, man, I just wanna seriously talk to you, man. I gotta talk to you about Raz', dude. I know she been readin' all those serial killer books and shit, readin' about how women be poisoning they husbands and shit, and I started thinking, dude: "What if, the f..ck-what if she is a real serial killer, my dude? Man, I just wanted to talk to you, man, because, no disrespect, though, I-I-I've just been feeling kind of weird about that shit, so, y'know, uh, I think you need to watch your motherfuckin' back, right? Never sit down, I ain't know what's crackin' with her, dawg. But anyway, dude, it's just good lookin' out, just hollerin' at you, dawg, and I'm real with that shit, man. She been doin' some wild shit. She crazy with that shit, dawg. You need to check that motherfucker.
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Nice try, CYCO.
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