Randy Rogers Band Blow Up Plastic Girl
Well I knew I had to have her so I sent off in the mail
I saw her picture in that magazine
And when the postman brought her, I thrilled as I blew
up
The prettiest plastic girl you'd ever seen
I called the new girl Wendy and Wendy blew my mind
Figured that I'd keep her around
Her plug kept her inflated and when I had it in
But when I pulled it out she'd go down
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She's a life sized, wife sized, full grown blow up
plastic girl, nothin's missin'
Yeah she never had a headache, she ain't got bad breath
when we're kissin'
Yeah she's there when you need her, she's more than
just a friend
And her skin is as smooth as a pearl
She's a life sized, wife sized, full grown blow up
plastic girl
Well I didn't tell nobody except my best friend Earl
You can't trust just anyone you see
When I'd come home late at night all tired from makin'
pizzas
Wendy, she'd be waitin' there for me
One night I came home anxious with Wendy on my mind
And it broke my heart in two when I walked in
And I found the one I'd always thought would always be
just mine
Layin' there with Earl my best friend
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I never dreamed that Wendy would be the cheatin' kind
I never figured Earl would let me down
But you don't know what can happen in these modern
mixed up times
Cause there's a lot of wierdos runnin' round