Random Encounters The Day That You Die: A Little Misfortune Song (feat. The Stupendium)
Misfortune, every choice has consequences.
And in this game, there's really just one rule:
That you play until the end once it commences…
"And if I win, then you will give me something cool?"
Complete my game, and yes, you'll be rewarded:
Eternal happiness, my dear, will be your prize.
Keep this part on the down - low, but what misfortune doesn't know is that
Today is the day… the day that she dies!
The first part of our game is rather simple-
Just cross this road and reach the other side.
A piece of cake for someone young and nimble-
"But Mr. Voice, you said today I died!"
Quiet!Tthere's a fox ahead, misfortune!
A fox cannot be trusted, so says I!
Observe his evil regimen- "-I think his name is Benjamin-"
Well, this is the day… the day that he dies...
Now buried here you'll find eternal happiness
Hidden in a tiny, golden box…
"Oh no! I only found a lot of crappiness!"
It seems the prize was stolen by that fox!
Here, use this fox repellant, and when we find him,
You can spray his nasty face, straight in the eye!
"But I do not want to hurt him-" - There he is! Go on and squirt him,
Or today is the day… the day that you die!
You haven't reached the ending yet, misfortune!
There's still a lot of fun we haven't had!
I don't accept surrender or abortion,
And your attitude has frankly made me mad.
That fox cannot protect you for forever,
And I will not be defeated or defied!
So come back and play my game or I avow by heaven's name
That, yes, today is the day… the day you will die!
Knock knock!
Knock knock!
Knock knock! (Today is the day-)
Knock knock! (-that you die!)
Knock knock!
Knock knock!
Knock knock! (Today is the day-)
Knock knock! (-that you die!)
Knock knock!
Knock knock! (Today is the day-)
Knock knock!
Knock knock! (-that you-)
Knock knock! (die!)
Knock knock!
Knock knock!
Knock knock!