Ralph's World Boy Who Cried Wolf Sheepishly
Did you ever see an alligator ridin' up and down on an escalator
Wavin' to his friends with crocodile tears sayin' "See ya later?"
Did you ever see a polar bear eatin' ice cream in an armchair
Chocolate drippin' on his chin and whipped cream in his hair?
Well, ya did, or ya didn't / Ya oughta notta fret about it
Who would believe you?
Did you ever see an elephant talkin' too loud on the telephone
Havin' a laugh with a blue giraffe from Idaho?
Did you ever see a buffalo ridin' with a rope in a rodeo
Chasin' a cowboy all the way down to New Mexico?
Well, ya did, or ya didn't / Ya oughta notta fret about it
Who would believe you?
I -- told you all about the wallaby sittin' on the camel hair couch --
You believed me
I -- told you all about the kangaroo lost in his own pouch
You believed me
Now all I wanna do is say that I love you
I know you'll believe me
The boy who cried wolf - sheepishly
Did you ever see a hedgehog ridin' through town in a two-seater
Drivin' with his best friend red hen wavin' an egg beater?
Did you ever see a muscle T fruit fly standin' on a beach towel
Flexin' his wings for the buzzy little things in the fruit bowl?
Well, ya did, or ya didn't / Ya oughta notta fret about it
Who would believe you?
Did you ever see a two-toed tongue-tied sloth in a tuxedo
Eatin' a sub on a ship while sittin' on a torpedo?
Did you ever see a crocodile ridin' up and down on an escalator
Wavin' to his friends with alligator tears sayin' "See ya later?"
Well, ya did, or ya didn't / Ya oughta notta fret about it
Who would believe you?
I -- told you all about the wallaby sittin' on the camel hair couch --
You believed me
I -- told you all about the kangaroo lost in his own pouch
You believed me
Now all I wanna do is say that I love you
I know you'll believe me
The boy who cried wolf - sheepishly
All I wanna do is say that I love you
I know you'll believe me
The boy who cried wolf - sheepishly
