Rachel Bloom Mary Poppins Is Efficient (feat. Rebekka Johnson & Kimmy Gatewood)
(Spoken Intro)
[MICHAEL]
Why won't she stop crying, Jane?
[JANE]
Oh Michael, I wish Mary Poppins was still living with us! She'd know what to do
[MARY]
Hello!
[JANE AND MICHAEL]
Mary Poppins!
[JANE]
What are you doing here?
[MARY]
Well, I heard you needed help with a crying baby
[MICHAEL]
Ah yes, she's ever so upset
[MARY]
Now, Michael, mustn't be negative! Mary Poppins always has a few tricks up her sleeve to soothe a crying child
[JANE]
Tricks?
[MICHAEL]
Like what?
(Song)
[MARY]
Whenever a child is fussy
And starts to cry and moan
There's no need for a bottle
I've a secret of my own
First you shake up the baby
And then you fly away
(Spoken Outro)
[MICHAEL]
Um, Mary?
[JANE]
Where did she go?