Prezident Retardierendes Moment
[Sample:]
"Jesus... I feel like I've been f..cked in the ass by God himself. And he.. he pulled out and jizzed all over my face. Got my eyes and now I can't even open them properly...
I'm hungry... You?
So our ladies must be worried sick about us, huh? You know why?"
"Why?"
"Because we're a couple of dirty stay-outs."
"No missed calls."
"Huh, me neither... Well, whatever."