Pleasureville Bad Santa
Heading to the mall and it's Christmas time, Sips is playing Santa got the kids in the line
Giving mad gifts but he's eaten alot, got a bunch of gas seeping out of his slot
And he's giving all the gifts that you never thought you needed, coming off as jolly but you know you've been misleaded
Check your gifts son, coz it's not all great, I know he used your socks to masturbate
And there wet (WHAT) so you can't put em on, had em riding up like he's wearing a thong
And it smells weird, and it don't stop there, he's dusting off the turkey with his pubic hair (BLUEGH)
