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Carpe Pun Lyrics


Pitboss Carpe Pun


You can get emotional when Elliott starts to sing
As long as I can put my Weezer in your Promise Ring
Spread your legs wide open, let me show you what I like
I'll show you where I park my Small Brown Bike
Punk rock girls are hot, metal girls make me drool
Hardcore girls are sexy, but emo girls rule
Short spiky hair, and horn-rimmed glasses
Sweet emo pussies, tight emo asses
We can walk on the beach and stare up at the moon
I'll rock back and forth 'til I'm balls deep in pun
Further Seems Forever when you're with Ben W. O
I'll eat you out all night while you sing with Rufio
Juliana has a Theory that I'm the best
When we f..cked in my car, that's what she Dashboard
Confessed
This Boy Sets a Fire in your heart & in your drawls
Because I've f..cked more feminists than republican laws
You need me because emo boys act too gay
When you need men Pitboss Saves The Day
You'd see Planes Mistaken For Stars if you acted more
"whorey"
Lay back, let me show you a New Found Glory



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