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Have You Ever Been Furniture Lyrics


Pissed Jeans Have You Ever Been Furniture




Have you ever been furniture have you ever been somebody's seat
Have you ever sat there catching crumbs while they eat
Well?

Have you ever been furniture have you ever been somebody's chair
Knees grinding down, back goes numb
And they don't even seem to care
Huh? Have ya?

Do you know what it's like?
Humanity ignored, and ridden like a bike
Well? Do you?

Have you ever been an ATM have you ever been somebody's cash
Have you sat there typing your PIN and watch them disappear so fast
Well?

Have you ever been an ATM, screamed at when they need help
Some smug entitled jerk, leaving you zero stars on Yelp
So? Have you?

Do you know what it's like?
Personhood denied, respect just takes a hike

Do you know how it feels?
A total loss of being so you can eat hot meals

You haven't been
Have you
No, you don't know
Oh, I can tell
Man does it show
Yeah it shows



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