Pinkerton Thugs Scrawny F..ck
I never eat any nutritious food
I hope I die at age 32
I'm a little slinky skinny little shit
Not big enough to kick ass in the pit
All the jocks used to beat me up in school
Now I'm in a punk band they think it's really cool
I don't do heroin I'd never touch that stuff
Jesus Christ I'm skinny enough
I'm a scrawny little f..ck
Hey Mom look at me
I'm not eating anything