The Universal Adjective Song Lyrics

Pinkard & Bowden The Universal Adjective Song

I guess I must've learned that word
When I was just a child
But how the f..ck would I know
It would drive my teachers wild
It just seemed so descriptive
When I read it off the wall
I shouted it in the classroom
And had to stand in the f..ckin' hall

You know that I refined its use
When I was in the Navy
I learned to eat defensively
And say "Pass the f..ckin' gravy"
They taught me how to f..ck around
And live it up on leave
The ways I've learned to use that word
You wouldn't f..ckin' believe

Oh the universal adjective is
f..ckin' up my life
f..ckin' up my life (Yeah)
f..ckin' up my life
I lost so many friends
I even lost my f..ckin' wife
The universal adjective is
f..ckin' up my life

I was sittin' in a bar one night
All f..cked up on tequila
My wife comes in all f..ckin' mad
Says "I'll f..ckin' see ya"
I really didn't understand
Just what the f..ck she meant
Until she took me into court
And she took every f..ckin' cent

(Sing along)
Oh the universal adjective is
f..ckin' up my life
f..ckin' up my life (Yeah)
f..ckin' up my life
I lost so many friends
I even lost my f..ckin' wife
The universal adjective is
f..ckin' up my life