Pinhead Gunpowder Certain Things
He is good at certain things Like making you feel guilty And disappointing everybody At breaking promises and plans And talking shit behind your back And telling you how you should live While he goes nowhere fast He says I only see his faults But that's not true I'm trying to have a positive attitude Yeah, he is good, really good At certain things She is good at certain things Like staying at home watching TV Yeah, she really does it perfectly But that's not all, you also get Snotty condescending comments And she's really good at turning A small problem Into a huge dramatic mess These talents didn't come naturally though It took a lot of practice To get them down so well Now she is good, really good At certain things They were both really good Really good friends of mine But people they change over time Now they are so perfect together I'm glad they found each other They make such a wonderful couple
