Hard-on Lyrics

People can't ya see, you know I wish I'd done her better

And I know she'd still call me if her mother'd only let her

I wish that she'd discover my heart the way I sent it

When I told her that I loved her, I genuinely meant it.

She swears she'll never leave me and she doesn't care about the past

She screams, ' Hold on sweetie! Nice guys always finish last! '

I try to be a gentleman, I try not to be the aggressor

But when baby's right in front of me, begging me to undress her...

She smokes grass, I don't mind, she's a sucker for a sonnet,

I stay drunk most of the time but I swear I'm workin' on it!

You've got ahold of my hair, girl, give me that stare

Ain't no need to explain it with your lips

You've got your arms around my neck

You've got the wall against your back

You've got your legs locked around my hips

Come on, gimme a kiss, destroy all this bliss

We're as young as we're ever gonna get

Then Oh! Oh! Oh! Go, go, go, climax! Have a pillow, girl, relax

Let me light your little cigarette.

Hey, hey, I can see when you're ready to leave

I'm a little drunk baby but I ain't dumb

And I can tell just as easily when you're aiming to please me

Bring me whiskey when you want me to come!