Pavement Shady Lane
Blind date with a chancer, we had oysters and dry lancers And the check when it arrived, we went dutch dutch dutch Dutch a redder shade of neck on a whiter shade of trash And this emory board is giving me a rash I'm flat out You're so beautiful to look at when you cry Freeze don't move You've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation Of the sequel to your life A shady lane Everybody wants one A shady lane Everybody needs one Oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God Oh my God oh his God oh her God oh your God It's everybody's God, it's everybody's God It's everybody's God, it's everybody's God The worlds collide And all that I want is a shady lane Glance don't stare Soon you're being told to recognize your heirs No not me I'm an island of such great complexity Distress surrounds The muddy peaceful centre of this town Tell me off In the hotel lobby right in front of all the bellboys And the overfriendly concierge A shady lane Everybody wants one A shady lane Everybody needs one Oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God Oh my God oh his God oh her God oh your God It's everybody's God, it's everybody's God It's everybody's God, it's everybody's God The worlds collide But all that I want is a shady lane