Paul Thorn I Dont Like Half The Folks I Love
I DON’T LIKE HALF THE FOLKS I LOVE
MY FAMILY REUNION IS GOING ON TODAY.
MY RELATIVES HAVE ALL FLOW IN
FROM PLACES FAR AWAY.
AS WE SIT HERE EATIN’ CHICKEN
IT HITS ME LIKE A TRUCK.
I DON’T LIKE HALF THE FOLKS I LOVE.
MY AND MY FORMER BEST FRIEND
HAD A BIG FALLIN’ OUT.
I CAUGHT HIM WITH MY WIFE
SO I PUNCHED HIM IN THE MOUTH.
WE JUST CAN’T HANG OUT ANYMORE
BUT I STILL WISH THEM LUCK.
I DON’T LIKE HALF THE FOLKS I LOVE.
CHORUS
GOD KNOWS THEY’RE ALL DEAR TO ME
BUT IF THE TRUTH BE TOLD,
I LIKE IT WHEN THEY COME,
BUT I LOVE IT WHEN THEY GO.
I’M SURE THEY’VE GOT GOOD QUALITIES
BUT THE BAD ONES COVER THEM UP.
I DON’T LIKE HALF THE FOLKS I LOVE.
IN THIS WORLD WE LIVE IN
THIS I GUARANTEE;
WE ALL NEED MORE TOLERANCE
TO GET ALONG PEACEFULLY.
BUT I’M NOT AS NICE AS JESUS,
AND I REALLY AM FED UP.
I DON’T LIKE HALF THE FOLKS I LOVE.
