Paul Colman I'm So Blue
French Guy:
Now Madame Blueberry was a sad little berry
She lived by herself in a house in a tree.
Her butlers would show up each morning at nine
They'd open the door to hear Madame whine.
Now why don't you lose that fake french accent
And let's rock this hobbie
A little bit of rock and roll: Veggie rock
Let's rock it now lads
Paul:
I'm so blue-oo-oo,
Blue-oo-oo
Blue-oo-oo oo!
I'm so blue I don't know what to do!
I'm so blue-oo-oo,
Blue-oo-oo
Blue-oo-oo oo!
I'm so blue I don't know what to do!
These dishes are faded, their edges are chipped!
This rose is on backward and this one is flipped!
These spoons are too tiny, these forks are no good!
These knives have gone dull and don't slice like they should!
My neighbors have nice things, I've seen them myself.
In fact, I keep pictures up here on the shelf!
Look at this new flatware of Monsieur LaGoon's
And Monsieur DesPlanes has twelve Franklin mint spoons!
And Phillip Van Pea went and bought a new sink,
Why, he even has a disposal, I think!
And look at this crock pot of Madame Lacrosse's,
And ceramic jars where she keeps all her sauces!
Nice sauces...
I'm so blue-oo-oo,
Blue-oo-oo
Blue-oo-oo oo!
I'm so blue I don't know what to do!
I'm so blue-hoo-hoo,
Blue-hoo-hoo
Blue-hoo-hoo hoo!
I'm so blue I don't know what to do!
Just look at this sofa of Edward and Tammy's,
And lovely armoire where they keep all their jammies!
I really can't stand it, I think I might die!
Now where was that hanky? I'm going to cry!
Wahaahaa!
Oh I'm so blue!
I'm so blue-oo-oo,
Blue-oo-oo
Blue-oo-oo oo!
I'm so blue I don't know what to do!
I'm so blue-oo-oo,
Blue-oo-oo
Blue-oo-oo oo!
I'm so blue I don't know what to do!
Yeah I'm so blue!
I'm so blue! I'm so blue!
I'm so blue I don't know what to do!
I'm so blue! I'm so blue!
I'm so blue I don't know what to do!
I'm so blue! I'm so blue!
I'm so blue I don't know what to do!
I'm so blue! I'm so blue!
I'm so blue I don't know what to do!
Right then, let's go listen to that.
