Patent Pending I'm Not Alone
I write songs for Pam from The Office cause I think that she’s hot
a dollar ten worth of gas please cause it’s all that I’ve got
a cellphone with my own ringtone
except the speaker is blown I’ll bring it back I’m in the zone
it’s like I’ve never wanted anything till I saw you
but now I’m doing everything a boy can do
to be as smooth as Efron big TV turn it on
cause I’m a media consumer till now I’m hearing rumors that
The world has gone insane
We’ve lost our brains
we need a longer vacation
and less medication
to help us through
the crazy we do
I’m not nervous cause I know that I’m not alone
I'm not alone
I'm not alone
I'm not alone
I'm not alone
(The world is spinning off its axis)
They said by year 2010 our cars would be flying
why the hell am I still grounded then are scientists still trying
cause we’ve all been mislead
We’ll just download instead
till the entire population's stealing college education
from the internet
get set cause I’ve been doing yoga
I will stretch until my stress is gone I probably should have told you
I’m like an extra on Lost
so is Locke really dead
I wonder how we’ll get off
Hey that's what she said
She said the world has gone insane
We’ve lost our brains
we need a longer vacation
and less medication
to help us through
the crazy we do
I’m not nervous cause I know that I’m not alone
I'm not alone
I'm not alone
I'm not alone
I'm not alone
A thousand times I’ve come to find
disasters that I’ve left behind
Cristal no it’s a box of wine now
A million plays on my YouTube
Titanic in my Netflix cue
throw away your Rubik's Cube
You’re never gonna figure it out
The world has gone insane
We’ve lost our brains
we need a longer vacation
and less medication
to help us through
the crazy we do
I’m not nervous cause I know that I’m not alone
I'm not alone
I'm not alone
I'm not alone
I'm not alone
I'm not alone
I'm not alone
I'm not alone
I'm not alone
