Pansy Division Hockey Hair
[Verse 1]
It's such a problem
It's got me in despair
He's such a sweetheart
But he's got hockey hair
Cut short on top
Long in back, he lets it fall
A neck-warmer haircut
You can get at any mall
[Chorus]
People giggle and stop and stare
And it's not like he's unaware
But he plays hockey so he don't care
Now I'm stuck with a boy with hockey hair
[Verse 2]
He's a wicked lover
He fills me with delight
He'll turn a bedroom hat trick
Three times in one night
But he won't change his hairstyle
No matter how I try
Though I know he loves me
His first love is the ice
[Chorus]
I'd love to sit him in a barber chair
But I know I don't have a prayer
'Cause he plays hockey so he don't care
Now I'm stuck with a boy with hockey hair
Now I'm stuck with a boy with hockey hair
Ooooh
Ooooh
Oooooooh
Ooooh
[Chorus]
I don't tell him what clothes to wear
I'd simply rather see him bare
But he plays hockey so he don't care
Now I'm stuck with a boy with hockey hair
Now I'm stuck with a boy with hockey hair