Pansy Division Bill & Ted's Homosexual Adventure
Two California valley boys The very best of friends They used to go on dates with girls But now they don't pretend After trying to deny it They went ahead and tried it Couldn't believe how excellent it felt It's no bogus journey It's their hearts' true yearning It's time for Bill & Ted's Homosexual adventure to begin In the garage They're practicing their guitar solos But in the bedroom They're practicing on one another School was such a pain What a way to waste your brain 'Cause you know what's on their minds Hey dude, 69! They might seem kind of dumb But they're not rubes They got each other by the pubes Squeezing on one another's tubes One's dark, one is blond Day and night they get it on They got condoms in their pockets Plug into each other's sockets They learned from Socrates And other ancient Greeks The art of homo love And sexual techniques They may not be too bright But they know what they like A love affair most triumphant It's no bogus journey It's a boner journey It's time for Bill & Ted's Homosexual adventure to begin
