Oomph! Asshole
One two three four!
I am an asshole
Yes I am
And I'm gonna hurt you
I am a wanker
Yes I know
And I'll never change
I am a sick man
Yes I am
And I will desert you
I am a bastard
And I know that I won't be arranged
You don't have to run
I have just begun
I am an asshole
Yes I am
And you will be sorry
I am a wanker
Yes I know
And I want you dead
I am a sick man
Yes I am
And I won't be sorry
I am a bastard
And I know that I won't be sad
You don't have to cry love is just a lie
And when I look at you
It's like the lion looks at the lamb
And when I'm touching you
It's like a devil touching the lamb
And when I'm kissing you
It's like the summer kissing ???
And when I'm loving you
It's like the winter loving the sun
I am an asshole
Yes I am
So why don't you kill me?