Ookla The Mok Arthur Curry
VOICEOVER: Seconds later, at the Hall of Justice... Batman's got an attitude, everybody takes him seriously And Superman never made any money, well try to tell that to DC All the other members of the Justice League Say I have useless super powers and make fun of me But I know there will come a day When they're gonna stare in slack-jawed wonder as they hear me say CHORUS: I am Aquaman and nobody better mess with me I may be nothing to you but I am a king beneath the sea Let's see you get by underwater as well as I do on the ground I am Aquaman and you better not mess around There are days I swear I would rather have The proportionate strength of a praying mantis Than be the last lost noble prince Of the undersea kingdom of Atlantis Batman's got the Batmobile, Diana's got her invisible jet It seems like everybody else can fly, even Samurai but a stupid seahorse is all I get Green Arrow's sharp but I couldn't be any duller My orange costume's uglier than any other color I'm not as tough as Batman or as cute as Gleek I'm a little taller than the Atom but smaller than Apache Chief CHORUS Clark Kent wouldn't be the same if he didn't have his Lois Lane Green Arrow's got his Black Canary Even millionaire Bruce Wayne has that thing on the side with his ward Dick Grayson But there's just one girl that I would marry Batman signed a movie deal though you know he doesn't need the cash And all the second-rate superheroes get TV shows even the pre-Crisis Flash But not me, I guess that I don't rate My comic book's been cancelled more than Dr. Fate I know that I'm no Brainiac but I'm no fool I know not even Peter David can make me cool CHORUS
