Ookla The Mok Am Suicide
Poor Gary Coleman-- He's had things hard
A short black man in a tall white world... a security guard
The laughter is gone now, but the joke remains
Everything is different, but Gary's the same
Sometimes I feel like Gary Coleman-- sad and stout
Out of place with that look on my face-- "whatchu talkin' 'bout?"
Sometimes I feel like Gary Coleman, but I don't mind
We all feel like Gary Coleman sometimes
Everybody feels like Gary Coleman sometimes
Except the actual Gary Coleman, who finds
He almost always feels like Gary Coleman
He says "Why? Why couldn't I just have died?
Another midget suicide
Or I may just fade away
Just quietly dissolve away into nothingness
Just like Emmanuel Lewis did"
Gary's good, but it's a drag
Beating kids at Lazertag
Newsflash:
He's not fooling anyone with that mustache
There's a little Gary Coleman inside us all--
Gary Coleman's inside us all.
There's a little Gary Coleman inside us all;
Gary Coleman's inside us all!
Gary Coleman's in you, Gary Coleman's in me
There's a little Gary Coleman inside everybody
Gary Coleman will fit, Gary Coleman is small
There's a little Gary Coleman inside us all
Put a little Gary Coleman in your heart
Won't you put a little Gary Coleman in your heart
If you put a little Gary Coleman in your heart
Then you'll have a little Gary Coleman in your heart
There's a little Gary Coleman inside of Gary Coleman.
