The Realities And Misconceptions Of The Hair Club For Men Lyrics

Nuclear Rabbit The Realities And Misconceptions Of The Hair Club For Men

Sitting in front of the t.v. late one afternoon
Saw a man that would change my life, make my balding head rebloom
His name is mr. sperling, his good friends call him "sy"
Strand-by-strand the hair club can kiss my balding head goodbye
Minoxidil insanity
Sy sperling is reality
Strand-by-strand your hair expands
Naturally
He's a modern day jesus. a leader for the meek

Before and after, no more laughter, you too can be a sheik
Hair once gone will grow again, no one will point and stare
Sy sperling is not just the hair club president
He's also a client
Minoxidil insanity
His favor to humanity
Free you from stupidity
Indefinitely?
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