North Korea Master Plan B
You’re a big man,
she deserves a good daddy.
Learn to tie your shoes first,
come on, Sally.
You can be whatever you want now,
come on, Sally.
Just remember that without you the
troops will still rally.
I want you to try this with me.
When I say,
“blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,”
you make believe you’ve got
stones between those legs.
It wasn’t the rabbit in the cage,
that desecrated the page.
The newspaper pissed itself,
over today’s headlines and the fear of tomorrow.
